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Leave the “G” dispenser alone, you baby neanderthals.

 

 

 

 

Hey.  Looky there.  It’s America’s Birthday.  

 

And it’s apparently time for the Brewers to finally visit Wrigley.  Bring your sneezeguards, Crew fans. You’ll need ‘em for all of the drunk frat boys who may be barfing in your general direction by the top of the 2nd.

 

Let’s starts by saying Happy Birthday to our fine country. She’s a solid, old girl, ain’t she? Speaking of birthdays, let’s try to figure out the ages of certain Chicago baseball players/coaches based on their behavior as of late…

 

Happy 4th Birthday Ginger Jazz Hands! Ryan Dempster proved he is about this age after slapping the “G” dispenser like Flo from Mel’s Diner on roids last time things didn’t go his way. Here’s to you pulling it’s hair after the 3rd inning today!

 

Happy 3rd to Little Z!  How adorable he is whilst punching the “G” dispenser like it owed him money. Three year-old bully behavior must be all the RAGE this year. Get it? Right. Anyway, we’ll all be looking forward to your implosion this weekend, little butt-y!

 

And a quick Happy 1st Anniversary to Lou and The Parker Brother! One week ago this week you two nearly killed each other. We’d love to see you finish the job. “Cubs 60613″ is clearly the best show on the tele this summer. These sensitive and vulnerable teens are sure something to behold!

 

Good God, it’s easy to hate the Cubs.  They make it so… freaking… easy.

 

Sad thing is, here at untuckem we’ll be content with a series split.  An unSweepem wouldn’t suck, though.

 

An untuckem at Wrigley is so much sweeter than anything else on earth, isn’t it?  Give us at least a couple, boys.

 

Enjoy the series, Brewer fans.

 

Go Crew.

 

And all together now… UNTUCKEM.

 

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